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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I try not to blatantly hate on videos...


OK...it's not a bad video, but...
1. It lets us all know that Jazmine Sullivan has a really odd figure.  Taller than she looked in the first video.
2. The worst part about this video is the part where she breaks the window. Wait for it...wait for it...
Did you see it?
...
And therein lies the rub.

Oh, but she breaks other things, like wine glasses [because every guy is crushed when you smash goblets and flutes], and records [well, actually...she just...rolls them down the stairs...]  Of course, I figured that the video would be devoid of actual window smashing when ol' dude pulls up...on a motorcycle.

Like, seriously...it's called "Bust Your Windows".  The video pretty much writes itself.  It's not like you were asked to direct the video for "Love Lockdown" or something...

Where's Dave Meyers when you need him?

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