Back on my grind = Tony Hawk...

Greetos & Greetettes!!!

Murph McMahon is the name-o. [If you're cool, pronounce it "mic-MAY-hawn".] Good friend of Bouier's, who I'll occasionally refer to as Bou-Bou to vex his existence. Here's what you need to know:

• I'm a Leo.
• I'm an aspiring producer [yes, yes, who isn't, right?].
• Self-proclaimed music pirate...oh, *ahem* I meant junkie. Whoops...
• I'm into most things...including your mom.
• I'm needlessly opinionated, and a passive realist.
• I'm secretly leading the post-hipster movement. But don't tell anyone...
  

And that would be it. Expect reviews, half-hearted editorials, half-witted puns, and a sense of enlightenment that'd make Yoda green[er] with envy.

I'd do my first real entry right now, but I need to switch over to Firefox to get the text formatting correctly [Safari's only weakness]. Back in a flash.

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