Late Pass _ MC Hammer Flash Mob

Damn I love Flash Mobs.

~Bouier

Texas Toast

This. Is. Pretty. Ridiculous.


A Taste of The Toast from Michael on Vimeo.

I'm jealous....just a little...

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I try to ignore sh!†, but...it keeps finding me.

I've tried to ignore this issue, but...it isn't going away anytime soon.  Interpret this however you like, before I add my twopence:

Yes, sew...Joaquin Phoenix [that'd be the bearded gent on the left] has retired from acting to start rapping.  In fact, he made his debut a month ago in Vegas:

Sounds pretty bad, right?  Well...in Phoenix's defense, he was drunk.  How drunk?  Drunk enough to fall off stage:

Yeah.

Phoenix has been asked repeatedly if this is a publicity stunt. His response:

"Might I be ridiculous? Might my career in music be laughable? Yeah, that's possible, but that's certainly not my intention."

Right.

In the first video above, Joaquin's decision is met with laughter, by Letterman and the audience alike.  Why?  Is the idea of a rap career now a punchline?  It wasn't a joke when Phoenix recorded the soundtrack for the Johnny Cash biopic Walk the Line.  And if it is a stunt, why does hip-hop have to be the gimmick?  Hasn't urban music suffered enough?

Don't know if it's a publicity stunt or not.  Don't care, frankly.  Put the mic down, homie [a colloquialism I apply loosely].  I'll leave the film puns to Bouier.

Socialite...

 

Damn Juice!!!!

This dude may get life. Yes, LIFE!

Click the image for the full story. Oh how the mighty have fallen...

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*Update* Homie got 15 years. Damn still, but much better.

Oh. My. God.

There is a video for this debauchery. Featuring everybody that you can think of, and every stereotype you can imagine

Back to posting. Even though I am still as busy as I was before.

TLSW5000

It's clear that Diddy has lost his mind....

Peep the fact that he's in an empty ass room.  Very much insane.

It's obvious who the favorite of the two is.

"Is y'all frontin on me...on national internet?"

The man has issues.  

Don't give the Diddy some.

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Don't act like you ain't seen this before...

Have you figured out that I'm a E-40 fan?  Not entirely, though.  Another video for his upcoming album, The Ball Street Journal, entitled "Poor Man's Hydraulics".  Pretty self-explanatory.  Peep the dude who airwalks/sidewinds, and the guy who literally dances his pants off.  It's a short vid; hope the album version is longer.

Give the drummer some.

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1/2 of S:S on Vaca

Bouier here,

As you can tell, Murph has been holding down the blog with the post. This is because I, myself, am currently located in Atlanta, GA. Yes, Spelhouse Homecoming 08. To hold you off while I am gone, I present to you some of the ignoRANT shit that I have to listen to while I'm down here.

Enjoy!

TLSW5000 (back on Monday)

Just to keep you on your toes...

If you're paying close enough attention...you should realize that this is impossible. Scan the pic from top to bottom...

Just because it's Friday doesn't mean you shouldn't be alert, bipeds.

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SLR, all chrome? Excess, for the win.

Chrome. You know like your rims? But...the entire car.






Seen in Dubai, where oil tycoons blow money for days. More pics?





Spotted at Nerd with Swag [<~~~peep the official]

That's all, bipeds.

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What if Mos Def were President?

Click on the image to find out...

Indeed,

TLSW5000

Oh, you DON'T remember this?

Ghostown DJ's - "My Boo"

It was part of Jermaine Dupri's So So Def Bass All-Stars compilation.  Yeah, I was definitely in elementary school when this dropped.  Peep: Jermaine's quick cameo, a random white girl, a random Asian chick, and two big ass phones, one cordless, the other cellular.  Let the hunt begin.  

Meanwhile, in Beloved Bone-Us Land...

Yes...how does that make you feel?

That's all, bipeds.

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Yung Berger has once again been tenderized...

...by Maino, of all people.

Dude just needs to drop off the map for good. Click the pic to hear the radio interview in which Yung'un gets aired out.

Bone-Us? Yung Berg finally speaks:


Interpret that however you like.

That's all, bipeds.

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The McCain-Palin Mob

Observe if you will, those who will stand with you at the polls.



Now I have no problem with a person having an opinion. Even if that opinion is biased, ignorant, lacks facts to back itself, etc. However what I do have is a problem is narcissistic people who impose their belief upon you. I don't do machocism, go get your kicks elsewhere. BUT WAIT, there is a part 2!



Once again, no problem with you voicing your opinion. What I do have a problem with however is that Sambo-ass Bobblehead you have there as well as you teaching your children that "you need gloves to touch him." Excuse me? Children don't learn that kind of speech on their own, and if by some strange circumstance that they do, most normal thinking parents reprimand them. That is two words short of calling him a *ahem* Dirty Nigger. And that shit, I do take offense to. Also, in regard to both of the videos, when did it become against the law in a country where CHURCH and STATE are seperated, and everyone is entitled to believe what they want to believe, that Muslims are just all around wrong and terrorist? The fuck? They must be terrorist by "association" and because of their names. However, the Ku Klux Klan, who has a national headquarters, address, and phone number; and are all a part of the Protestant belief aren't? I suppose since they are, everyone that I know that is Protestant is a terrorist as well, at least in my eyes.

Sigh...when will people learn...in semi-related news...and I suppose you could call this a Blow-Us Item...the same people, just this time in Pennsylvania.



"Commie Faggot"? Wow...

In closing all that I want to say is this. When you go to vote, seriously consider the options. Don't vote because you are registered one way or because your party has traditionally done certain things. Vote for who you think is the better candidate. Who has the ability to lead this country of yours, and mines, to the best of their ability. I'm not voicing my opinion for either party, simply saying, consider the things that are most important to you, how they affect your life and the lives or potential lives of your children. Don't vote because someone looks like you, or acts like you, or you feel you can relate to them, or have a beer with them, etc. Don't vote because the person closely resembles you in anyway, because those things do NOT matter in the end. To draw juxtaposition to this statement; I consider myself a very intelligent individual of sound and rational mind. Furthermore, I consider myself a very apt leader who examines things from an utilitarian stance rather than from an egotistic and self-centered stance. However, if placed in the position to lead this country, I do not think that I have the ability, steel will, or capability to do so. Reverse this situation if you will. Place yourself in my spot and highlight your strong points, now relate them to the candidates.

I warned you ninjas, first Tropic Thunder now this.

One day you will listen to me, until then simply address me as,

TLSW5000

Barack Obama on Soul Train?

Not sure if that is really him, but you be the judge.

TLSW5000

Yo Momma's on Crack Rock!!!

Sarah Palin edition.

"Well, it certainly does because our -- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia --"

...Yes you are, yes you are...

Last night I ate a Burrito, that clearly makes qualified to become a leader of Mexico. I saw the moon as well, and because of such I am applying to NASA come Monday.

All I can say about this is, BITCHIZUTRIPPIN'? The Republican party has been getting ethered as of late...Don't believe me? I sign off with this.

Bodied.

TLSW5000

Who you calling a sell-out?

Remember this guy?

Musiq Soulchild - "Love"

That has now transformed into:

Musiq Soulchild - "Radio"

What?  Still not thoroughly irritated?  Well, let's look at another of your highly esteemed neo-soul saviors, before:

Raheem DeVaughn - You

...and...after:

Raheem DeVaughn- "Text Messages"

Yeah, you hear the Auto-Tune, don't you?  

'Twould appear these so-called "soul" artists have sold theirs...  But then again...mouths to feed, and all that rubbish...  

You be the judge. [jury, executioner, etc.]

That's all, bipeds.

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DO NOT fuck with McLovin

Wow son, wow.

TLSW5000

Noel Gallagher has a lot of enemies...

Apparently at a show in Toronto, one of the evening's concert-goers jumped on stage unnoticed and pushed the Oasis frontman into the Monitors on stage. Gallagher suffered from a rib fracture and a torn ligament, but went on stage after a slight hiatus to finish the evening's show.

The 47 year old man involved in the assault has been detained and is expected to face charges for assault.

TLSW5000

Obama DANCE OFF!!!!

Michelle

vs.



Barack

You be the judge...

TLSW5000