Seriously, if you can look like this...

...then why are you wasting our time singing and acting?

The Knowles sisters are now doing ads for Japanese line Samantha Thavasa [peep the official]. If you see them on MTV, however, hit the mute button, and enjoy the show.

McMahon

Beyonce on Ellen

Why? Simple: While I may not agree with what Beyonce says, I'll defend to the death her right to say it...while dancing. *ahem*

Support the arts.

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Look what I've found...

Yes...that album has leaked.  The deluxe edition, even, having five extra tracks.  And then there are supposedly three international bonus tracks on top of that.  Yop.  Sew...I'll give you one of the tracks that won't be on the standard release.  *ahem*  Click the pic.  Seriously; this might not be up for long.

Give the Sasha some.

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umm...new tracks from...this guy...

I find this pic dope, for some reason.  But...that's a digression.

Alright, more stuff from eynaK, as if Bouier didn't post enough.  I bring thee three tracks.  Three?  Yop as hell.  Cop em before the DMCA-huggers get wise.

First Joint: "Amazin" (feat. Young yzeeJ)

Second Track: "Streetlights"

Third Cut: "Tell Everybody That You Know" (feat. Lil enyaW)

Links?  Clickity, clackity, cluckity.

If you want my opinion, the first one is pretty OK.  The second one, I could do without.  The third one...ehh...I'm saying "No."  The second and third, I think are missing drums.  You know how "Love Lockdown" was, until the chorus? Yeah...but these lead nowhere.  Weezy sort of pwns Ye on his his own track.  I mean...neither one...sounds great...but he hits the beat a little better.

You're welcome for that.

Oh...here's a Bone-Us, because a certain reader thinks we don't post enough ecnoyeB:

It's called "Ego".  I don't care for it, but that's for personal reasons.  But don't listen to me.  Click the pic.  

*ahem* c/o

Umm...give the drummer some.

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New joints from ecnoyeB...

This is another one of those "I'm not saying names" entries, for obvious reasons.  OK.  Two tracks, "lriG detraeH-nekorB" and "oidaR".  The first one was produced by Stargate, the latter by Jim Jonsin.  My favorite is the latter, but that's mostly because it's uptempo, and I'm a dude.  They're both decent...if you're not tired of B yet, that is.

Two pics, two tracks.  Click the pics, jack the tracks, cheer the ears.

Sew...take these, and forget that fact that we haven't updated in a while.  Yes?  Awesome.

That's all, bipeds.

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